5 iPhone Apps for Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching, but don’t worry. There are plenty of wacky iPhone apps you can purchase to celebrate this romantic holiday. Here are just a few of the apps available.

The Love Machine

Do you have the dexterous fingers of a love machine? This unique app invites users to “tease” a heart with their fingers and determine if they have the pace and technique to keep things interesting. Love Machine will even give users helpful hints on how to improve their technique. Oh baby.

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Weird iPhone App of the Day: VooDoo

Are you holding a grudge against an ex? Is someone at work really pissing you off? Then you need VooDoo, an iPhone app that lets users channel their rage onto a virtual voodoo doll.

The app is relatively simple. Users can shove imaginary pins into a generic cartoon doll, or better yet, upload a despised person’s photo onto the doll’s face and go to town. The doll squirms and moans each time a user punctures its eyes, head, heart, or crotch (among other places) and may even spout off a few witticisms (“I don’t have insurance!” or “I’m calling my lawyer!”) Once a person is finished torturing a doll, he or she can email the results to friends, family, or the voodoo victim himself. Excellent! 

Want to relieve a little stress? Download the VooDoo app today.


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Awesome iPhone App of the Day: iSketch

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Here at Lotsoloot.com, we usually focus on funny, weird, or downright stupid iPhone apps, but today we’d like to discuss iSketch, a drawing app for iPhone and iPod touch. What’s so special about iSketch? It was created by an sick 11-year-old boy named Cameron who has since recovered from his ailment and has chosen to donate a portion of the app’s earnings to charity.

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Weird iPhone App of the Day: AcneApp

Use AcneApp once a day and keep zits at bay?

According to Houston dermatologist Greg Pearson, the answer is yes. Designed with "some science" in mind, AcneApp uses alternating bursts of red and blue light to zap away unslightly pimples and smooth out wrinkles. To use, acne-afflicted individuals simply need to fire up the app, hold the iPhone up to their faces, and prepare to be amazed.  

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Weird iPhone App of the Day: Pocket Heat

It's winter and it's cold! Even Florida, the so-called Sunshine State, has experienced freezing temperatures this record-breaking season. Thankfully, iPhone app developers foresaw the pain of winter chills and created Pocket Heat.

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Weird iPhone App of the Day: Passion

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Everyone has wondered about the quality of their lovemaking at one time or another. Am I good? Am I bad? Am I too fast or too slow? Thankfully, men and women no longer have to worry about their skills thanks to the wonders of the iPhone Passion App!

To use, a lover need only place the iPhone on his or her bed and then go to town with a lucky lady or gentlemen, or both. The application measures one's skills based on the duration of sex, the volume of orgasms, and the "power" involved in a lovemaking session. Lovers can earn a score anywhere between 1 and 10 and they may even share their results with others. Oh baby.

Don't get too carried away, however, or your next iPhone app purchase may be this!


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Weird iPhone App of the Day: CatPaint

Are you a crazy cat lady? Love adorable kitties? Then the CatPaint iPhone app is purrfect for you (sorry)!

According to catpaint.info, CatPaint is an "immersive and multi-sensory experience, wherein you can put adorable cats on top of your photos. Also, they mew." Basically, you can add two or even two hundred cats to any iPhone pic. Black cats, leaping cats, fat cats, old cats, the choices are endless.

Cat: "Can I haz baby?"


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Weird iPhone App of the Day: Mega Girlfriend Sleep With Me

With this extremely useful and not at all creepy app, an iPhone user can pretend there's a real-life girl slumbering peacefully in his (or her) bed. Don't like what Mega Girlfriend is wearing? No problem. You can adjust her clothing. Like Mega Girlfriend's rack, but hate her nuisance of a face? No sweat. Just zoom on in her boobs. You can even make her change (sleeping) positions if you so desire. Why bother with a real girlfriend when you can have Mega Girlfriend Sleep With Me?

"I'm watching you."


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